Gundled Gazette: Zero Chill Office Solutions

released January 1, 2025
8 pages, B/W offset print, edition of 2000
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The Gundled Gazette is a newspaper that we initially conceptualized for the New Year's 2025 edition of Zero Chill, a warehouse rave in Brownsville (Brooklyn) organized by Seva Granik and his cronies. We've continued working with Zero Chill ever since, expanding the party’s theme universe through publications that we curate, write for, design, and edit.

We sourced classified ads from club rats in and around the city and invited a few pseudonymous friends to pen tabloid-style hit pieces and Dada bastardizations of real estate development marketing language. Other ramblings included a contribution from renowned rat ethnographer and mal vivant "McCalbie Fark" (Eddie Baker) as well as our own projections for the New York real estate market.

The newspaper was stocked in newsstands throughout the venue and handed to guests as they departed in the afternoon. By the end of the party hundreds of copies were strewn across the warehouse floor, stomped on, and covered in dirt… exactly as they should be.

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